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Question and Answer
Valentine Jokes
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's  Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.


Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and
we'll go places!


Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.


Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
A: No, but they had an Apple.


Q: What did the  boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your
hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand? 


Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss,  honey.


Knock, Knock,
Who's  there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!


Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date.


Q: What is a ram's  favourite song on February 14th?
A: I only have eyes for  ewe, dear


Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A stamp.


Q: What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
A: You get buttered up.


Q: What is  a vampire's  sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.


Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call  her?
A: Antelope.